Oh Dory. This is so far the most amusing version of this scene.
(Source: ruinedchildhood, via lucrezialovescesare)
“If you don’t like me, remember that its mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter”
(Source: preparedness-, via lolsofunny)
(Source: artpixie, via thelittleboat)
we’re only human you know.
(via rice-phoenix)

to give up or stay
It just gives you… well, time. Time to push it to the back of your mind and time to learn how to deal with it. But the pain, it stays.
first you are like…

..Why? what the fuck have I ever done to you? ..

..then you’re like ‘‘I can’t believe this, b*tch…you did not just do that’’

..and look at them like this when you see them

..then pretty much wishing that you could do this to them.
and when their mouth opens up, you are like…

and walk away because you don’t need to waste your time with pathetic fuckers.

‘‘my trust in you has left, and been replaced with an amount of fuck that I do not give about you’’
It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!
and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.
(Source: windstormed, via expectopatronum--)
‘‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend“ ’’
(Source: carlop, via cindynguyen--)

I’m mistaken for a flirt when I’m friendly. I’m mistaken for a bitch when I’m blunt. Quit assuming and get to know me.







