Oh Dory. This is so far the most amusing version of this scene.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via lucrezialoveshercesare)

“Being honest & direct doesn’t make you a bitch. It makes you real. Stay real.”
When someone says i’m a bitch.

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"If you don’t like me, remember that its mind over matter. I don’t mind and you don’t matter" 

(Source: preparedness-, via laugh-addict)

we’re only human you know.

we’re only human you know.

(via rice-phoenix)

When you and your friend hate the same damn bitch..
“Be a girl with a mind, a bitch with an attitude, and a lady with class.”

to give up or stay

to give up or stay

Time doesn’t heal the pain.

It just gives you… well, time. Time to push it to the back of your mind and time to learn how to deal with it. But the pain, it stays.

That awkward moment when you find out that someone who you trusted, has been Backstabbing you.

first you are like…

..Why? what the fuck have I ever done to you? ..

..then you’re like ‘‘I can’t believe this, b*tch…you did not just do that’’

..and look at them like this when you see them

..then pretty much wishing that you could do this to them.

and when their mouth opens up, you are like…

and walk away because you don’t need to waste your time with pathetic fuckers.

‘‘my trust in you has left, and been replaced with an amount of fuck that I do not give about you’’  

I hate when people are like “You laugh too much.”


It’s like BITCH AREN’T I ALLOWED TO FUCKING LAUGH?!

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and then I remember that laughing is good for your health and I’m gonna live longer than that motherfucker.

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(Source: americahs, via expectopatronum---deactivated20)

when you find out that the person next to you hates the same bitch that you do.

‘‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend" ’’

(Source: carlop, via cindynguyen--)

I’m mistaken for a flirt when I’m friendly. I’m mistaken for a bitch when I’m blunt. Quit assuming and get to know me.

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I’m mistaken for a flirt when I’m friendly. I’m mistaken for a bitch when I’m blunt. Quit assuming and get to know me.

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“I’m not a little girl anymore. For anyone whose ever betrayed me, intentionally hurt me or two-timed me, I’m not going to dwell on trying to make your life miserable and tell you I’m going to fight you. No, better yet, I’m going to sit here and tell you karma is a motherfucker and you’ll get yours.”

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